So I was in the show last weekend! It was totally awesome!!!

Great audience!

My best friends, Deb and Katie, were there with their S.O. and of course diva Miss Ross!

Miss Ross is awesome (I am saying "awesome" a lot these days).

Miss Ross said I exceeded all his expectations!

And that is totally a huge compliment for me coming from someone who has had a long career in theatre.  

My co-workers and bosses were there. And they were all laughing still the next day. 

My bro and his gf were right in the front row! Later he told me he had to sit in the front row cause his sister was on stage! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! 

And then when they were leaving…these people kept repeating my lines and his gf was like "That's his sister!" 

I was soooo goood that one of the actresses said I should consider acting.

Wowzers…little ole me?

And then one of the patrons told me they would be my agent!

Hahahaha!

People are so sweeeeeet!

Toodles! 

Vee

I want to adopt Michael Phelps!!!

That means I need to have a big pool in the backyard.

And since I have a really tiny backyard…

I'm gonna have to get a new house.

And he eats like 12,000 calories a day.  

So that means I gotta borrow money from somewhere.

I'm sure all my friends will lend me some money if they know I am going to adopt Michael Phelps.

I will let them watch him swim once a week then. Maybe just once a month.

My friends might get too greedy. 

Some people are saying his swim suit is too low.

Uh…who are these crazy people?

Too low my hamburger!

He is a amazing.

I can't wait to adopt him and pet his hair…or chest. Same thing.

Toodles!

Vee 

When I first saw who John Edwards was married to way back ago, my first thoughts were "Wow they don't really match."

Come to realize it…the best couples are those that don't really match.

But I'm not really sure what to think about this whole Edwards situation.

I mean of course it's just plain awful.

Men just need to keep their peepee's to themselves. 

There needs to be like this peepee lock that only the wife can unlock.

And it should be pink too! That way the men would be embarrassed to take the lock out or something.

Yeah…the pink-pee-pee-lock!  

I better hurry and patent my idea before someone steals it.

Toodles!

Vee  

Wow.

Just amazing.

Lezak, Phelps, Weber-Gale and Cullen Jones.

Probably one of the most amazing moments in Olympics History.

Yeah…boo French…that's why you shouldn't brag that you're going to win.

Toodles!

Vee 

So someone from our office went to get married today…and we went to decorated his office and the boy's potty…

Too funny! My co-worker was not too thrilled about getting married because they already got married a couple of months ago in Mexico but they will be getting married in a courthouse to make it more legit? Yeah whatever makes sense.

I can't wait till Monday when he sees all this!

Oh don't forget to watch the Olympics.

Toodles!

Vee